These Will Keep You In Stitches...Plus, I rap!
"Stacks on stacks.
Yeah.
Stacks on stacks.
Stacks on stacks.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Stacks on stacks,
Yeah, I got that."
*drops the beat*
"Stacks on stacks I said
Stacks on stacks on stack of thread
My needles they flyin'
My phrases, they buyin'
They be ballin' like Kim K
and written like Kanye
I be livin' that hoop life
Stitch like I'm a good wife
I got dem skills like ya grandma
but I'm bankin' like Trump, ya
Got them framed like a heirloom
all up in the bathroom.
I'm a needlepoint boss y'all
Hang my rhymes on ya hall wall
Keep ya 'Yonce and Yeezus your Whiz and ya Wheezy
I can spit my own rhymes, but stitchin' aint easy"
You do you, Tina. You do you.
No treble.
Look at all the nopes I have to give!
"Hey, can you..."
Nope.
"Hey, you wanna..."
Nope. Nope.
"I think we should..."
Nope. Nope. Nopity. Nope.
And finally, Bill Murray. Because, Bill Murray.
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