Just because you can...


...doesn't mean you should.

Soooo...I'm gonna bet this guy's single, who's gonna put some money on that one? Anybody? Anybody? Also, one pair just wasn't enough huh?


image from what not to crochet
...and what do you get for the man that has everything...including a couple of smokin' hot pairs of crochet hotpants? Crochet underpants of course. Look...sometimes you just have to tell grandma to put the yarn down, game over g. game over.

*EDIT!* More, More, More!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
I think I need to get my Husband some of those, yummy! Ha ha ha!
Unknown said…
Oh wow. Sweaters as shorts. Interesting thought. They really look kind of silly.
Lona said…
What a great humor (;o)
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
Leanna said…
I need to know where to get a pattern for these things!! Too too funny, would make a great christmas gag gift!
Rachel, it truly is amazing, isn't it?

Leanna! I will try to find some patterns. If I can, I'll make a new post for you! :)
Susan said…
Lease post a pattern I would love my family to catch this at our white elephant Christmas party. My mom said when I showed her the yellow shorts, "Can you turn him around so I can see the other side?" It was at the dr's office and couldnt quit laughing. Either she really wants to see the front or someones going to have a "fabulous" surprise for Christmas.
Emily said…
Wow. I have no words.
Lazenby, I'm looking for a comparable pattern. Believe me, I'd love to post it for all of you crafters! It would be hilarious to see a cavalcade of these horrible shorts being made for unsuspecting friends and family! If I manage to find one, believe me, it will be posted!

Emily, I know. It truly leaves one speechless, doesn't it?
Donna said…
Ya, I got nothing for this one...but I linked you to my blog and you have been pinned!!! Hahahah, thanks for the chuckle :)
Thanks for the link and the pin,Donna! Glad you enjoyed it! :)
roxie said…
I know where you can get a patter for a knitted Peter parka, but that may be too - risky - for a family party. those shorts - right after breakfast - urk!
Lady Lady said…
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Lady Lady said…
The comment inconvenient [ you ] for itself deletes.
The God does not allow the play which speaks ill of people and plays.
Show up dignifiedly without hiding.
Probably, you understand that you are cowardly?
Lady Lady, here's the thing... my blog is meant to have a fun lighthearted spirit. I'm sorry you don't understand that or apparently the internet. I'm not cowardly, but you are the only negative comment I've ever received, and I'd rather not have your bad attitude or negative spirit on here. What you say now negates your earlier comment, and you shame yourself and your grandmother by posting it. Now, there are literally billions of blogs on the internet, if this one offends you, go read another one. Thanks.
Anna said…
^ Ahaha! Well said. And by the way, my husband just told me if I crocheted him a pair of underwear, he would wear them. XD
Many thanks, Anna! :) Oh my goodness, your husband truly loves you! lol! That's awesome!!!
staciadoula said…
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/mans-boxer-shorts
as close as i could find but not nearly as style-y
Anonymous said…
This cracks me up!!!
NADA said…
I really want to make these for my dad for christmas! Definitely an unexpected gift....that he would never buy for himself. Seems perfect!
Teresa said…
I seriously want this pattern. Any idea where to find it?
Karine said…
I have been combing the Internet for a pattern and all I could find was this one http://www.eco-create.co.uk/find/free-crochet-shorts-pattern/. You ladies enjoy!
Unknown said…
With no search box on the site it's impossible to find this pattern. Anyone have a direct link? I MUST CROCHET THESE SHORTS
Unknown said…
With no search box on the site it's impossible to find this pattern. Anyone have a direct link? I MUST CROCHET THESE SHORTS

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