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Just because you can...


...doesn't mean you should.

Soooo...I'm gonna bet this guy's single, who's gonna put some money on that one? Anybody? Anybody? Also, one pair just wasn't enough huh?


image from what not to crochet
...and what do you get for the man that has everything...including a couple of smokin' hot pairs of crochet hotpants? Crochet underpants of course. Look...sometimes you just have to tell grandma to put the yarn down, game over g. game over.

*EDIT!* More, More, More!!!
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Anonymous said…
I think I need to get my Husband some of those, yummy! Ha ha ha!
November 12, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh wow. Sweaters as shorts. Interesting thought. They really look kind of silly.
April 25, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Lona said…
What a great humor (;o)
August 17, 2011 at 5:26 AM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
August 17, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Leanna said…
I need to know where to get a pattern for these things!! Too too funny, would make a great christmas gag gift!
October 3, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Rachel, it truly is amazing, isn't it?

Leanna! I will try to find some patterns. If I can, I'll make a new post for you! :)
October 4, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Susan said…
Lease post a pattern I would love my family to catch this at our white elephant Christmas party. My mom said when I showed her the yellow shorts, "Can you turn him around so I can see the other side?" It was at the dr's office and couldnt quit laughing. Either she really wants to see the front or someones going to have a "fabulous" surprise for Christmas.
October 20, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Emily said…
Wow. I have no words.
October 21, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Lazenby, I'm looking for a comparable pattern. Believe me, I'd love to post it for all of you crafters! It would be hilarious to see a cavalcade of these horrible shorts being made for unsuspecting friends and family! If I manage to find one, believe me, it will be posted!

Emily, I know. It truly leaves one speechless, doesn't it?
October 26, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Donna said…
Ya, I got nothing for this one...but I linked you to my blog and you have been pinned!!! Hahahah, thanks for the chuckle :)
November 17, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Thanks for the link and the pin,Donna! Glad you enjoyed it! :)
December 21, 2011 at 1:21 AM
roxie said…
I know where you can get a patter for a knitted Peter parka, but that may be too - risky - for a family party. those shorts - right after breakfast - urk!
December 21, 2011 at 6:08 AM
Lady Lady said…
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December 27, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Lady Lady said…
The comment inconvenient [ you ] for itself deletes.
The God does not allow the play which speaks ill of people and plays.
Show up dignifiedly without hiding.
Probably, you understand that you are cowardly?
December 27, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Lady Lady, here's the thing... my blog is meant to have a fun lighthearted spirit. I'm sorry you don't understand that or apparently the internet. I'm not cowardly, but you are the only negative comment I've ever received, and I'd rather not have your bad attitude or negative spirit on here. What you say now negates your earlier comment, and you shame yourself and your grandmother by posting it. Now, there are literally billions of blogs on the internet, if this one offends you, go read another one. Thanks.
December 27, 2011 at 9:27 PM
Anna said…
^ Ahaha! Well said. And by the way, my husband just told me if I crocheted him a pair of underwear, he would wear them. XD
January 6, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Elizabeth Douglas said…
Many thanks, Anna! :) Oh my goodness, your husband truly loves you! lol! That's awesome!!!
January 6, 2012 at 3:10 PM
staciadoula said…
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/mans-boxer-shorts
as close as i could find but not nearly as style-y
February 11, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Anonymous said…
This cracks me up!!!
May 5, 2012 at 3:27 PM
NADA said…
I really want to make these for my dad for christmas! Definitely an unexpected gift....that he would never buy for himself. Seems perfect!
September 9, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Teresa said…
I seriously want this pattern. Any idea where to find it?
September 19, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Karine said…
I have been combing the Internet for a pattern and all I could find was this one http://www.eco-create.co.uk/find/free-crochet-shorts-pattern/. You ladies enjoy!
April 15, 2016 at 11:14 AM
Unknown said…
With no search box on the site it's impossible to find this pattern. Anyone have a direct link? I MUST CROCHET THESE SHORTS
April 22, 2016 at 8:23 AM
Unknown said…
With no search box on the site it's impossible to find this pattern. Anyone have a direct link? I MUST CROCHET THESE SHORTS
April 22, 2016 at 8:37 AM
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