Yeah, it's Valentine's Day. Yay. It's SO much fun when you're single! So here's a heart to set the mood. Can you feel the love? I know I can, because my facebook feed is vomiting it everywhere.
I can't blame all you lovebirds though. If I had someone special in my life, I'd give them my heart too, but probably not my extensive circulatory system like this guy. Jeez!
Until Mr. Right finds his way off whatever deserted island he MUST be on right now, I'll just keep wearing my heart on sleeve. Ladies, you don't have to take that literally.
And I'll try not to be jaded towards love, because really, what good does that do? Besides, the chocolate is 50% tomorrow!
I'm not even sorry.