Seems A Bit Risque...

In today's world, it seems like sex is everywhere. Why? Because sex sells. Commercials, TV shows, movies, even hamburgers, they all use sex appeal and innuendo to lure the haplessly wanton consumer to empty their wallets in exchange for a little taste of fleeting pleasure. Now, the once pure and innocent world of wool (synthetic was never innocent) is playing trying to market itself with such hedonistic tactics! Just look at the things I found!

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Fifty Shades of Grey.

Immorally monochromatic!

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Playboy Bunny

Shameful hussy!

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Magic Mike.

Scandalous!

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And there's that burger I was talking about earlier! Those buns!
Salacious! 

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Now here we go! This is what wool was meant to do. This demure, delightful outfit is sure to keep your morals (and virginity) snugly in place.